literally me if i get married
things said in majority of movies:
- "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
- "she’s not just some girl!"
- "I should have told you this a long time ago."
- "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
- "but I love him!!"
-“You’re giving up your dream!”
“No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”
"I knew your father. He was a good man."
*girl walks downstairs*
Guy: Wow… you look… great.
”..but that’s impossible”“Don’t worry… we’re safe now.”
"he’s right behind me… isn’t he?"
THERE ARE 8 YEAR OLDS ON bROADWAY AND I TRIPPED PUTTING MY SOCK ON THIS M ORNING
its been exactly a year since i made this post and the only thing that’s changed is that i can now put on my socks without tripping
when you see a pretty anime boy from a show you don’t watch on your dash like
If any potential Ariannes want to come and sit on the street you can email me at email@example.com. —Aimee Richardson (@Aimee_P_R)
white lips, pale face, im gay, outer space
million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory